20 Jan - 18 Feb
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AQUARIUS - YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPEThe last person who drew giraffes on your stomach mysteriously melted into a puddle of goo. This is a great time to be an Aquarius as luck is on your side. Give everyone you meet a pickle and say, "Let's be friends!"
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Random Guy Joke #82
Q: What's the first thing you do after greeting a man?A: Remove his eyeballs from your cleavage.